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Articles from The Daily Waste tagged survey: 3 posts on small problems, questionable behavior, and matters of no importance.
The microwave clock is wrong and the household has adapted
Fourteen minutes fast since the outage of 2023. Everyone subtracts automatically now. Fixing it was proposed once. The proposal failed.
The office fridge: an archaeological survey
A stratigraphic survey of a shared refrigerator. Layer four predates the lease. Layer six is load-bearing. Excavation was halted.
A field guide to the 6AM gym man
Range, plumage, territorial display, and vocalisation. He is always finishing. He has been finishing for eleven years. Conservation status: thriving.